What will Glen tell you?

It was agreed at recording last night that Glen would tell you everything you need to know today.  But will he?  And what does Glen think is information that you really “need”?

Will he tell you about “geographic tongue” and “cum mustard”?  I know he has a picture of at least one of these things, and yet which one will he share with you? Do you dare come back and look?

Will he tell you that after weeks of sitting around unloved, we had an overabundance of guest stars last night?  Will he tell you about how Ultra stopped by to finish his vocals on “We Got Snack Attack”?  WIll he mention brownie shotouts?

Will he mention how longtime mayoral candidate E.J. “Jayse” Nunn made a return to drums last night, his first time in over a year, and how he knocked it so far out of the park that everyone just sat around basked in the glow of his percussive prowess?

Will he then share his astonishment at just how well Andy Hurt nailed the vibe of “Z’Abaglione Son, S’All I Quire”? Will he mention how badly I mispelled the title of that song?

The truth is that I just don’t know.  I am not Glen’s keeper.  I’m really not even allowed to talk to him.  He’s so absorbed with Keddiz’s mayoral campaign (and just how does Jayse feel about that, Glen?) that he hardly has time to talk to us anymore.

Oh sure, if you say “Hey Glen, I’d like a bumper crop of 2″ glossy buttons that say ‘Vote for Keddiz’ to hand out at the VD clinic,” suddenly he’s a head full of ears.

Or if you approach him in the parking lot of the Cow Palace and say “Glen, I’m so happy to see you, I’ve spent the entire day registering new voters in the Fifth Ward,” sure, he’ll have time to split a steak with you.

But if it’s talk about “Centennial”? Well, friends, your guess is as good as mine.

Let’s hope that Glen steps up to bat, very shortly.