Look, you can’t blame 2009 any longer. Jesus Christ isn’t walking through that door. We talkin’ ’bout practice? It’s going to be hard to persuade you, but watch me measure it like a Jesuit: Think about how badly you’ve done! Could you do any worse? Try not to in this the thirty-sixth year of our lord.
You’re probably thinking, “Keddiz isn’t talking about me specifically.” And yet, I have a specific person in mind, and that person is you. ”Some choices are just too hard to make?” Don’t give me that dong and sance! The time for gettin’ by must give way to gettin’ mine. If you need to talk to me directly about how, just write me or any of Les Debutantes at lesdebutantes@gmail.com. Simply do it! 2010 is already almost 1/365 over!
–Keddiz