brent

You ever get the sense that Brent cares more about things he has to do that he won’t tell us about, than the things he must do that we all know EVERYTHING about?  I’m getting that sense now.  Let’s do a quick profile of The Ass of Bass:

sex: male

age: 24

status: engaged

height: 5′8″

race: black

blood type: C-

ACT score: 38

outlook on life: always positive

descr. of family crest: an eagle perched on a great oak with a black sun in the distance

occupation: sells Tandys

favorite food: flan

favorite drink: hot chocolate

cats’ names: fluffy, britney, bubby, booby

favorite game:  Sneak King

favorite artist: Big Audio Dynamite

famous quote: “I wish this night would last forever!”

favorite basketball player: a Diener

best attributes: courage, intelligence, kindness, sense of humor, curiosity, street smarts, potential

worst attributes: n/a

favorite TV show: JAG