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03/23/10: from the thick-wooded glen
Brent was at the hospital. Hurt was in Excuseville. Keddiz was on the campaign trail. So that just left myself and Dr. F-Spec.
The Speculum roast was sizzling on the oven-top. Mmmm? You could smell the pleasure even on the porch. While I was eating it, I could hear Grandpa [...]
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last Thursday 03/18
It was the final, official day of tracking. No tears. No contentment. Just continuance.
The mixing begins Tuesday. The question remains: Can you make a passable paragraph from 168 consonents? The Debutante answer continues to be, “Yzz Ww Cnn!”
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I wanna be with General She
Now, you can search for unobtainium ’til you’re blue in the face, but…. Hi, folks! It’s your ol’ fictitious pal Keddiz here to give you some grist for that mouth of yours we think of as a mill. Read on as I cram it in!
Tuesday was jam-packed with information from the newly-returned [...]
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Dreams
How many of your dreams have ended? Speaking as a person in his mid-30’s, I’m at 100%. I’d start dreaming again, but I’m just not there anymore, and I’ll never be there again.
I have walked over our city’s pipes and headed alone to the alternate town, one with no houses or [...]
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Wigwam For Food at Rax
Prior to 8am, I sit in a cat-ruined computer chair and prosper. The grants are pouring in. And it’s no wonder, for the paperwork was in order and the justification is Centennial.
The Ass of Bass returns from his hiatus tomorrow only to take another on Thursday. Dr. F. Speculum has no time for deviation. Andy [...]
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let the truth decide for us
Here is what I’ve done for you: For the purposes of this website’s palatability, I have changed the name of a very important Debutante song to “Mommy’s Kitchen.” One letter supplants another. Simple as sample.
I’m not trying to ruffle any of you. I’m not trying to cause anyone to have to defend [...]
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Raze His Kids Right
Dominating Louisville isn’t easy. That is, if you aren’t Glen. Last night during a particularly unproductive session at Su-Su-Studios, he was able to move his “game pieces” into everyone else’s “areas of town” and subsequently receive Rick’s brass bounty. Glen was quoted as saying, “This was ultimately unsatisfying.”
Tonight, Brent will be “sleeping in [...]
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Plight of a Volunteer Paraplegic w/Jason Bassman
So much bass! Last night! My ears! Brent’s good at it, but why did he take so long to do it?! So much dedication to one night! So much indifference to the last five years! …I enjoyed watching him enjoy playing Glen’s songs.
Good morning. The Keddiz explosion continues to jostle jugglers & rustle the rabble. [...]
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He Thinks It’s Called “Prono”: The Danny Cash Story
More highlights from last night:
–Danny feels it’s difficult to know what “needs” to list next to Glen’s songs on the Stat Sheet. So he’s decided to just put “marimba and space noise” next to everything.
–Brent fainted when he found the word “ADOLF” on his thumb drive (which is filled with mean-spirited, Brian Kelly-mastered, non-deletable songs). [...]
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I’m to not forget Äñus or Markus with six umlauts
Andy Hurt is useless now. Drumming has concluded on Centennial. May he use this lull in his life to prepare for Centennial 2: The Listen-To-The-Songs-Ahead-of-Time Sessions.
He finished these five songs on the final day, Brent: ”Masada,” “The Swede with the Shivering Hair,” “Defense,” “Super Fancy Baby,” & “Sam & Dave & Slayer”
Also, Andy Hurt will [...]
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The Guy With The Head
The Fall 2006 classic “Centennial” is winding down in terms of official parts being added to its conglomerate, hidden treasure self. Tonight will see the return of…I can’t recall his n….you know, the guy with the head. He’d been suffering from Immune Dissolution Thrombosis, but that has temporarily subsided.
Let me take a moment to tell [...]
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Thursday 02/25/10
Blogging is difficult for those who do not care about being heard, but who don’t want to be forgotten. It is with this spirit that I begin another smokescreen in the hopes that you hold off on giving up on Les Debutantes. Let’s summarize the nature of this band:
Les Debutantes are a loose collection of [...]
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Press Release: Deb Recording Moved
Les Debutantes will be recording tonight….but not at Su-Su-Studios. They’ll be at Su-Su-St-Adios, which is located somewhere east of Keddiz’ raised middle finger. J. Brent Stewart of the Ravenna Colt–a band that gets their name from both an anagram, “Carve Your Soul, Buzzard!” and their motto: Reach And View Each New Night As Christmas Omens [...]
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this past weekend was a blast