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Plight of a Volunteer Paraplegic w/Jason Bassman
So much bass! Last night! My ears! Brent’s good at it, but why did he take so long to do it?! So much dedication to one night! So much indifference to the last five years! …I enjoyed watching him enjoy playing Glen’s songs.
Good morning. The Keddiz explosion continues to jostle jugglers & rustle the rabble. [...]
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He Thinks It’s Called “Prono”: The Danny Cash Story
More highlights from last night:
–Danny feels it’s difficult to know what “needs” to list next to Glen’s songs on the Stat Sheet. So he’s decided to just put “marimba and space noise” next to everything.
–Brent fainted when he found the word “ADOLF” on his thumb drive (which is filled with mean-spirited, Brian Kelly-mastered, non-deletable songs). [...]
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I’m to not forget Äñus or Markus with six umlauts
Andy Hurt is useless now. Drumming has concluded on Centennial. May he use this lull in his life to prepare for Centennial 2: The Listen-To-The-Songs-Ahead-of-Time Sessions.
He finished these five songs on the final day, Brent: ”Masada,” “The Swede with the Shivering Hair,” “Defense,” “Super Fancy Baby,” & “Sam & Dave & Slayer”
Also, Andy Hurt will [...]
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The Guy With The Head
The Fall 2006 classic “Centennial” is winding down in terms of official parts being added to its conglomerate, hidden treasure self. Tonight will see the return of…I can’t recall his n….you know, the guy with the head. He’d been suffering from Immune Dissolution Thrombosis, but that has temporarily subsided.
Let me take a moment to tell [...]
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Thursday 02/25/10
Blogging is difficult for those who do not care about being heard, but who don’t want to be forgotten. It is with this spirit that I begin another smokescreen in the hopes that you hold off on giving up on Les Debutantes. Let’s summarize the nature of this band:
Les Debutantes are a loose collection of [...]
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Press Release: Deb Recording Moved
Les Debutantes will be recording tonight….but not at Su-Su-Studios. They’ll be at Su-Su-St-Adios, which is located somewhere east of Keddiz’ raised middle finger. J. Brent Stewart of the Ravenna Colt–a band that gets their name from both an anagram, “Carve Your Soul, Buzzard!” and their motto: Reach And View Each New Night As Christmas Omens [...]
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[in the Su-Su-Studio with Dr. Feel Speculum]
Try not to miss these posts when they happen!:
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you should have seen him [From The Thick, Wooded Glen]
You should have seen him…J. Brent Stewart, current bassist for the Ravenna J. Colt and former member of Les Debutantes. I was there, right in the front row, staring him down like an animal. I was an animal last night! Brent played the bass with BOTH HANDS and managed to thump the crowd into the [...]
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brent
You ever get the sense that Brent cares more about things he has to do that he won’t tell us about, than the things he must do that we all know EVERYTHING about? I’m getting that sense now. Let’s do a quick profile of The Ass of Bass:
sex: male
age: 24
status: engaged
height: 5′8″
race: black
blood type: C-
ACT [...]
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Danny Cash Graphic Design [dannycashdesign.com]
http://www.dannycashdesign.com/
I never recommend anything to anyone. So understand the significance when I say that I HIGHLY recommend the design work of Danny Cash. Whether you’re looking for ads, brochures, CDs, displays, environmental designs, and so on….you can expect innovative, professional, effective graphic design from his office.
Take a look at his website, which hints at the [...]
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from the thick, wooded glen
Even though the family car was destroyed on Tuesday, I still made it to recording on Wednesday. By the light of DCC’s lava lamp, as it lightly heated the skin of Trixie’s Pot Stickers, I found myself singing endlessly, sans results to find pride in.
An Expert on Barriers has been in the works for about [...]
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from the thick, wooded glen
Both the fluoroquinolones and the URF* failed us again this past Tuesday. And-Brosia and the Ass of Bass continue to do nothing but disappoint Debutante fans across the globe with their problematic lack of practice. And we’re coughing up blood.
Don’t forget that success only arrives after the doorbell is pressed over a long period of time. You [...]
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Raze His Kids Right