Are you chicken or are you just stupid? 08/13/09

The question is easy to answer.

Hello, all.  Don’t let the headbugs bite.  This is friendly ol’ Keddiz, foe of your enemy, chad to your jeremy, mouth on the microwave, fez to your finger wave.  Last night saw much action at Studio S.  We took the twists out of a cable, ate lifesavers, etc.

Hey!  Let’s talk about my other band!!  We’re having a TOP SECRET show TONIGHT that I want to talk about.  We’re to perform the shorter tracks from our first album which was never properly released–”Eclipse the Jagged.”  We plan to put that album out online on 9/9/9 for $19.99, or $3.99 per song.  It’s a bargain considering all the work we put into it.  Plus, we’ll be using the income from those sales to pay the New York producers we flew down to record it.  …Speaking of that whole experience, it took SO long to get all of our harmonica solos lined up.  And the hired theremin players only seemed to like playing on about half the songs.  That was frustrating.  It’s all worth it though.  We have a guest spot on Gossipp Girrl next week!  [On the show, I play a homely musician with a good personality and Gossipp Girrl has to choose between dating me or realizing her dreams.  Eventually, as my band finishes performing at the big Dance, I'm arrested for embezzlement.  But it's never clear if I'm guilty or not.  My last line:  "No one can cast a shadow while in a negative light.  I'll fix myself in the mix."]

For this one Clarksville, IN performance only, we’re calling ourselves “Determined 2 B Determined” in honor of Yomakahno’s grandfather who died.  (Yo is one of our pan flutists.)  The kinks haven’t been ironed out!  Come see us!  We’ll be wearing bags on our heads so you won’t recognize us.

–keddiz