Monthly Archives: December 2009
Business as usual
This just about sums it up:
“Oh, Brent. I thought the Debutantes meant something to you. …. Well, I assumed we weren’t getting together tonight anyway. Today’s my mom’s birthday, so I can’t do it. Did I mention I don’t care about Centennial very much?
2010–Year of Glen.
2009–Was not kind.”
Happy New Year!
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from 12/23/9
No one seemed to miss me on Tuesday. I was in the hospital.
And I haven’t received any updates. The below is all I’ve been able to learn.
—-keddiz
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Special Christmas Gift To fall2006 readers!
Merry Christmas! It’s a Christmas album by Les Debutantes! This collection includes old, new, and just whipped together favorites that will be sure to add holla to your holidays and act as the gift that jolly Ol’ Santy asked us to shove in your hearth sock! (Note: You were supposed to get something different.) Give [...]
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The Straight Talk Express Redux pulls into Debs Station
Since John McCain is no longer using his “Straight Talk Express”, I purchased the rights, pulled the cars out of the railway graveyard, gave it a spit shine, loaded up the boilers with coal (I hope that’s where the coal goes)(and I hope that stuff is coal), and pulled it out of the station to [...]
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quit bits of news
Everyone,
1) Due to the end-of-year writing of theonion’s AV Club, Brent and Glen wish to now be known by their new names “Stepin Fetchitbot and RoboSleep N’Eat.”
2) Tonight, we plan to record parts for songs such as “Welcome to the Show,” “Memphis Woman,” and “Kandeez Theme.”
3) Here’s Les Debutantes’ top Centennial recordings [...]
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A Lesson In Stick-To-A-Tiv-Ness
Last night’s “sesh” was most definitely going to be canceled, by Danny. He had lots of work to do at the day job he keeps in order to feel connected to the common person.
Brent, not wanting to be one-upped in the cancellation realm, struck first and called it off.
As for myself, I took a lesson [...]
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12/15/09
2009 is winding down like a clock replete with a nasty wind. Chilly is the gust that worms its way through yet unnoticed wrinkles and brows of unpleasant judgments. ”Way Cox,” cries the possum in Danny’s alley as it hunts for a cashew can into which it may thrust its mighty, twizzler tongue with vigor.
In [...]
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The truth is not funny, or even particularly interesting.
All five of our readers have hopefully noticed that fall2006 is now approaching a fever pitch of hot posting activity! How long can Andy and Glen keep this up? How long can two grown men tell lies to each other about their own band?
Why does it fall to me, arguably among the funniest people in [...]
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12-12-09
Yesterday’s extra session gave us an opportunity to talk about the past and how the christmastime means good friends, lots of crèches & tinsel, and fine wine on a swept off balcony. ”Remember,” I said to Glen, “that first day when success arrived? The world was our oyster.”
“Our oyster was eaten,” he replied. And it’s true. [...]
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Red Wine And Sad Aardvarks
Last night, the band I “play” in had their first show. Brent and Glen came out to show their support and to bad mouth aardvarks. I was completely unaware of their intense, prolonged hatred of aardvarks.
As it turns out, when Glen first conceived of Les Debutantes as a fancy boy at Vos Odeurs de Crêpe [...]
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Ol’ Mr. Pentameter Pants…12/10/09
Thoughts and Reflections
Were you there when the Ass of Bass swallowed his un’s? Don’t worry. You’ll have more chances. The concern is that he causes his burdened, duet partners to wonder whether or not to put one in. He causes me a lot of grief too, only in different ways.
This whole situation is what led [...]
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Huna Soothe On Toes
“It’s a powerful demo, rough as it may be. The lyrics are there and I think we can do something with it.”
–Glen
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“I’ll give you that one. Not Way Cox.”
–Brent (Note that he didn’t listen to how intricately pleasing the lyrics to Way Cox are.)
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“I endorse Glen’s submissions across the board. ’Monk Blood’ embodies all [...]
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Perhaps One Day We’ll Have This Merchandise Thing Figured Out
We contracted with a company that promised to create Les Debutantes merchandise that would appeal to a wide swath of the listening public. We don’t have much money for stuff like t-shirts and posters, so we decided to have some bumper stickers made.
Needless to say, we were a tad disappointed with the results. It appears [...]
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wisdom for the coming year